Name: All I Want for Christmas is Christmas
Duration: P00H03M09S
Description: This is a Christmas song after dealing with the frustrations of 2020. We all just want to have a nice holiday...so, All I want for Christmas, is CHRISTMAS!

All I Want for Christmas is Christmas

by The Jimi Hoffa Experience

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This is a Christmas song after dealing with the frustrations of 2020. We all just want to have a nice holiday...so, All I want for Christmas, is CHRISTMAS!

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Well 2020’s almost gone
We all agree this year went wrong
Unprecedented times
That phrase is really getting old
How long our lives have been on hold
I’m really bad with rhymes

Still everyone is getting sick
Covid-19 can suck a dick
Where did I put my mask
But now the Yuletide time is here
try and spread some Christmas cheer
and kick some f**king ass...

Cause All I want for Christmas, is Christmas

What day is it? I do not care
I’m working in my underwear
I need a friggin break
Is that an elf upon the shelf
I think I lost my mental health
9 months ago give or take

But maybe now this time of year
Can bring us close, though we’re not near
And celebrate the day
Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, too
All of the Rankin-Bass crew
I watched back in the day!
 Cuz all I want for Christmas is Christmas

This year I won’t mind decorative blow ups
You people set out there on the lawn
Although I normally think that their stupid
I know one day soon they’ll be gone!

Come listen merry gentle souls
And hear what I have made
This really silly xmas song
I hope it gets me L---

As Christmas time is drawing near
There’s not much time to buy the gear
You’ll give away as gifts
As you can see I took too long
I’m wasting time recording this song
Mom will be really pissed

So in the end I have to say
Remember childhood Xmas days
the memories they bring
If all goes well with any luck
This Christmas time won’t totally suck
And now the big ending...

Cuz all I want for Christmas is Christmas!

credits

released December 6, 2020
Mike Venezia: Guitar, Bass, Drum Programming, Keyboards and sequencing, jingle bells and other percussion, shitty vocals, shitty background vocals, producer/engineer/mixing/mastering/screwing it all up, inception, lord of the stupid ideas

A Horse: The horse hoof sounds

You: Listening to this. Now buy it because I need to pay for Xmas gifts...

©2020 Ass Galaxy Music, BMI
Label: Hangry Records

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The Jimi Hoffa Experience San Diego, California

One guy, several ideas, none of them good...

This is a creative platform that hopefully goes viral because I don't have the energy to promote it myself. Buy my song(s)...the alcohol that I drown my sorrows in doesn't buy itself, ya know... ... more

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